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Is he sexy or is he sexy?

Spinner Mason is the original sex god. He may have been homophobic towards our little Marco, but he did say sorry and became friends with him again. Gotta give him that. His hurr changes every season. One time it was bright blonde. Ohhhhh, Spinner. Him and Riley Stavros are veeeeeeery sexy beings, they is, they is, ohohohoh, yes, they is, but its impossible to choose just one. Too bad he's not gay. I know a ton of guys who would pay their souls for just one night with him

Him and Jane got married at the end of season 9. The "Writers" would have you believe otherwise, but who cares what they think. They're totes irrelevant.

The last season with Spin in it was the last good season. Coincidence? I think not!

Spinner is totes badass and has possibly kicked more ass than other character on the show.

List of people who would not fuck/get fucked by Spinner

List of characters who can kick Spinner's ass

1. Sean Cameron (Well he's in the army now, so yeah.)

Some of his best quotes

  • "I'm white, polar bears are white, and you're racist!" To Drak-----JIMMY
  • "lolz g2g feed mah turtle."
  • "Why da fudge would I marry that bitch Emma?"
  • "Last night, I asked my mom what my culture was. She pointed to the globe and said I was from earth."
  • "All I know is that I ate some healthy food, and now I'm the sex(y) superman."