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Justin Bieber "Baby" (Parody) - "BOOTY!!!!!"

Justin Bieber "Baby" (Parody) - "BOOTY!!!!!"

Justin Bieber is a 700 hundred year old vampire from France, who now lives in Canda. He poses as a pop star, and preys on his victims (usually underage girls) through song. He's like a classical vampire, ala Dracula, which means he's only weakened by the Sun, and it does not burn him.

Candian artist's rendition of Bieber. "He looks like he smelled a fart."

In contrast to most vampires, who shapeshift into bats, rats, mice or wolves, Justin Bieber shapeshifts into a beaver.

Biebs, midway through his transformation.

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