People who can kick Drew's pathetic ass

The list of people who could kick Drouchebag's ass lists the many, many people who are tougher than Drouchebag Torres. You can add anyone as longer as they can kick Eli's ass. NOTE: Do not say vague, all-encompassing things such "anyone," because that would defeat the purpose of creating the list in the first place.

1. Spinner Mason
2. Riley Stavros
3. Mark Fitzgerald
4. Clare Edwards
5. Adam Torres
6. Heather Mason
7. Chris Redfield
8. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
9. Dare I say it... Rose. Potter. *screams and runs away*
10. Peter Stone

    

    If you need help figuring out who could kick Eli's ass, start off with this adorable child and work your way up the scale of badassery.

11. Sam, the sexy gay lifeguard
12. Blue Chessex
13. Owen Milligan
14. Sean Cameron
15. Zane Park
16. Declan Coyne
17. Jay Hogart
18. James Shaquile Brooks
19. JT Yorke
20. KC Guthrie
21. Toby Isaacs
22. Dean Walton
23. Bobby
24. Brad Pitt
25. Jensen Ackles
26. Kellan Lutz
27. Jason Stackhouse
28. Lafayette Reynolds
29. Bill Compton
30. Eric Northman
31. Will Smith
32. Cloud Strife
33. Squall Leonhart
34. Jecht
35. Chris Redfield
36. Harry Potter
37. Ron Weasley
38. Louis de Pointe du Lac
39. Lestat de Lioncourt
40. Leonardo Dicaprio
41. Tom Cruise
42. Jake Gyllenhaal
43. Zuko
44. Fire Lord Ozai
45. Light Yagami (Kira)
46. L (Death Note)
47. Alucard
48. Jake Springfield
49. Piotr Rasputin
50. Hugh Jackman
51. Robert "Bobby" Loui Drake
52. Bruce Wayne
53. Kal-El
54. Tom Welling
55. Sam Neil
56. Sokka
57. Alex Day
58. Roxas
59. Alex Shepherd
60. Pyramid Head
61. Leo Wyatt
62. Chris Halliwell
63. Magneto
64. Charles Xavier
65. Wesker
66. Aragorn
67. Legolas
68. Will Turner
69. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
70. Michael Fassbender
71. Jim (The Office)
72. Orlando Bloom
73. Johnny Depp
74. Ryan Reynolds
75. Elliot Stabler
76. Sephiroth
77. Kuja
78. The creepy yet hot Coach Pedobear that had a hard-on for KC
79. Jean Grey
80. James "Logan" Howlett
81. Lindsay Ellis, aka the Nostalgia Chick
82. Nella, aka BFF Nella, aka Antonella Insera
83. Dark Nella
84. Any of the various Xenomorph Queens
85. The Phoenix Force
86. Olivia Benson
87. Katara
88. Aang
89. Toph Bei Fong
90. Princess Azula
91. Ty Lee
92. Mai
93. Senna Wales
94. Maleficent
95. Sorceress Edea
96. Rinoa Heartilly
97. Sorceress Adel
98. Sorceress Ultimecia
99. Tifa Lockhart
100. Hermione Granger
101. Caillou
102. Ellie's mom
103. Willow Smith
104. Zach Galifianakis
105. The Grinch
106. Keisha Fabo
107. Adam Sandler
108. Keith Urban
109. Miley Cyrus
110. Lady Gaga
111. Rainbow Dash
112. Pinkie Pie
113. Fluttershy
114. Rarity
115. Applejack
116. Twilight Sparkle
117. Justin Bieber
118. Rebecca Black
119. The Wiggles
120. Jenna's Bastard Child
121. Andreanna Veith (the waitress girl from Education Connection)
122. John Cena
123. Shane Dawson
124. Skai Jackson
125. Ian Hecox
126. Anthony Padilla
127. Justine Ezarik
128. Bella Thorne
129. Angela Jeremiah (in the first season)
130. Chalire McDonnell
131. Elmo
132. Big Bird
133. Oscar the Grouch
134. Hit Girl from Kickass
135. Apparently not Vince
136. The Annoying Orange
137. That stupid bitch from Twilight
138. Sparkly Vampires
139. The inventor of the easy button
140. Lucy
141. Dixon Wilson
142. Liam Court
143. Oscar

144. 

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     Max Miller
145. Teddy Montgomery
146. Marco Salazar
147. Kris Lemche
148. Sheldon Cooper
149. Howard Wolowitz
150. Raj Koothrappali
151. Barry Kripke
152. Will Wheaton
153. Barney Stinson
154. Marshall Eriksen
155. Ted Mosby
156. My pet hermit crab
157. The pigs from Angry Birds
158. Bee boy
159. Ratlin the rat
160. A lightning bug
161. My cousin Aidan
162. D.J. Taylor
163. Wesly H.
164. Jesse H.
165. Jesse Jables Gold-Hahn
166. Mrs. Sue
167. Heather Sinclair
168. Coco
169. Stacey Dilson
170. Fire Wire
171. Danny Tanner
172. The dog from Full House (Commet)
173. Abner the pig
174. Elmo's goldfish
175. Jared Leto
176. Tomo
177. Spencer H.
178. Kingsley
179. Alma Wade
180. Jill Valentine
181. Albert Wesker
182. Kevin from Daria
183. Claire Refield
184. Claudia Wolf
185. Usernameislame
186. TifaLockhart
187. Vincent'sGal
188. Loveya
189. DanixCalifornia
190. EliGObsessed
191. 90210Degrassi
192. U Guise
193. Murder Scene
194. Pearl
195. Drunken Homer Simpson
196. My guinea pig
197. Dramatic Chipmunk
198. Zidane Tribal
199. An Ifrit
200. AlauraRosey (who is an innocent and shy pacifist, btw)
201. Linear Cannon
202. Mag Launcher
203. Chain Gun
204. Julia, the puppy
205. Zoë Rivas
206. Mackenzie Zales
207. Annoying Facebook Girl
208. Musically Oblivious Eighth Grader
209. Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
210. Emperor Mateus
211. The Goddamned Batman
212. Neneko Izumi
213. Takeya Ikuhara
214. Misashi Rando
215. Lenny the vegetarian shark
216. Zoey Franklin
217. Drake
218. Josh
219. Antoine Dodson
220. D4NNY
221. Vincent Van Gogh
222. Shakesphere
223. Hatsune Miku
224. Kurt Cobain
225. Dave Grohl
226. Krist Novowjfljsasl whatever his last name is
227. Flea
228. Elvis
229. Stevie Wonder
230. Matt Tuck
231. Rubi (DearS)
232. Xaki (DearS)
233. Mariah Carey
234. Obama
235. Helga Pataki
236. Sim Simi
237. Bruno Mars
238. The Urge
239. Mordecai
240. Pops
241. Skips
242. Benson
243. Eileen
244. Beyonce
245. John Kroger
246. Ludwig Von Bethoven (lolicantspell)
247. Andy Warhol
248. Charles Galloway
249. Plankton
250. Billy Joe Armstrong
251. JS Bach
252. Michael Jackson

HEZZAH BEAM

This Kitty. He's hardcore, check out his knit hoodie!

CHRIIIIIS

He Who Punches Boulders

Long, painted nails? Check. High heels? Check. More jewelry than a Ghetto Princess? Check. Way more badass than the Great Whore? Check, check, and check.

ENOUGH SAID

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