"Holy shit! So THAT'S why they call you Big Ben!"
This is a list of males who are hotter than Eli. Remember you can add any MALE, as long as they're hotter/better looking than Eels.
This is what an attractive MAN looks like! Not little emo sissies!
NOTE: Do not make broad, sweeping statements like "anyone," because that would defeat the purpose of creating this list in the first place. This list not in any kind of order.
- Riley Stavros: Sex god
- Spinner Mason: Sex god (or sex superman)
- Mark Fitzgerald
- Adam Torres
- Peter Stone
- Sam, the sexy gay lifeguard
- Blue Chessex
- Owen Milligan
- Sean Cameron
- Zane Park
Chris Zylka star of Shark Night 3D and hotter than Eli.
- Declan Coyne
- Jay Hogart
- James Shaquile Brooks
- JT Yorke
- KC Guthrie
- Toby Isaacs
- Dean Walton
- Bobby
- Brad Pitt
- Jensen Ackles
- Kellan Lutz
- Jason Stackhouse
- Lafayette Reynolds
- Bill Compton
- Eric Northman
- Will Smith
- Cloud Strife
Way more currzy, way more sexy.
- Squall Leonhart
- Jecht
- Chris Redfield (pictured above)
- Male blood elves from World of Warcraft
- Harry Potter
- Ron Weasley
- Louis de Pointe du Lac
- Lestat de Lioncourt
Someone looks happy...
- Leonardo Dicaprio
- Tom Cruise (even though he's crazy...)
- Jake Gyllenhaal
- Zuko
- Fire Lord Ozai
- Light Yagami (Kira)
- L (Death Note)
- Alucard
- Jake Springfield
- Piotr Rasputin
- Hugh Jackman
- Robert "Bobby" Loui Drake
- Bruce Wayne
- Kal-El
- Tom Welling
- Sam Neil
- Sokka
- Alex Day
- Roxas
- Alex Shepherd
- Pyramid Head
- Leo Wyatt
- Chris Halliwell
- Punk (I love New York 2)
- Magneto in X-Men: First Class
- Charles Xavier in X-Men: First Class
- Wesker
- Aragorn (at least in the movies)
- Legolas (at least in the movies)
- Will Turner
- CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
- Michael Fassbender
- Jim (The Office)
- Orlando Bloom
- Marco Del Rossi
- Johnny Depp whenever he's not dressed in something like this . (WARNING: Image is extremely scray.)
- Ryan Reynolds
- Elliot Stabler
- Sephiroth
- Kuja (now THAT'S how you do a mostly attractive girly boy!)
- The creepy yet hot Coach Pedobear that had a hard-on for KC
- Griphook
- Dobby the House Elf.
- Pedobear.
- Tom Felton
- Neville Longbottom
- Voldemort
- Andrew Garfield
- Squidward
- Jesse Eisenberg
- Danny Phantom
- Fred Weasley
- George Weasley
- Timmy Turner
- Dean Thomas
- Seamus Finnigan
- Fred Figglehorn
- Degrassi Forever (Wendy)
- UpYourButt
- Charlie Sheen
- Spongebob
- Chuck Norris: Marial arts god
- John Cena
- Tyrone
- Hannah10801(SEXAH BETCH!!!!)
- Shane Dawson
- Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
- Garrett Hedlund
- Squall L. (love, Usernameislame)
- Ian Hecox
- Anthony Padilla
- Spongebob Squarepants
- Fred Flinstone
- Bilbo Baggins
- Smeagol
- Pete Wentz
- Brendon Urie
- Ryan Ross
- Spencer Smith
- Jon Walker
- Ian Crawford
- Dallon Weekes
- Mr. Whiskers
- Frank Iero
- Gerard Way
- Tristan Wilds
- Matt Lanter
- Trevor Donovan
- Freddie Smith
- Patrick Stump
- Michael Jackson
- Charlie Brown
- Sheldon Cooper
- Howard Walowitz
- Chris Zylka (Flash Thompson from The Amazing Spider-Man-2012-)
- Tate from American Horror Story
- Alex Shepherd
Now THAT'S a sexy pretty boy.
- Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali
- Kris Lemche
- Ted Mosby
- Marshall Erikson
- Barney Stinson
- Barry Kripke
- Will Wheaton
- Max Miller
- Adam Rove
- Luke Girardi
- Kevin Girardi
- Ranbir Kapoor
- Marvin Wait For It Erikson
- Gary the Snail
- Gordon Ramsay
- Jean Philippe (from Hell's Kitchen US)
- Riley from 90210
- Wesley Betenjizzinmypantskamp
- Scott from Hell's Kitchen US
- Myotismon/Vamdemon
- 90210Degrassi's ex-boyfriend
